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Freakin Salmonella

Fri Feb 16, 2007, 7:38 PM
  • Mood: Shitty
  • Listening to: SHAGGY!
  • Reading: Terry Pratchett
  • Watching: People wander around our floor aimlessly
  • Playing: Anything that doesn't make me barf
  • Eating: Nothing ever again, esp. peanut butter
  • Drinking: Beer and Pepto
I think I may die.....

Stupid Peter Pan Peanutbutter. I ate 3/4 of a jar of that crap that was tainted with Salmonella (serial number 2111). Just one sandwich for lunch at work everyday for 1.5 weeks. Couldn't understand why I felt like crap. At one point I was in the driveway in my robe and barefooted checking on my car after a freaky fever-dream about my car burning to the ground (at 2:30 am in the morning). According to the doctor I'll be fine in a week, but I think he's just saying that to make me feel better, and doesn't want to tell me the truth. :)

I have pics of the jar lid, prolly post them between trips to the bathroom. :)

It's been nice knowing you all.

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:icond0ublezer0:
LoL!..Im sorry, but at least you havent lost your sense of humor....You'll prolly be fine in a week like the doc says..I had it once..I wanted to just die and get it over with, but..Noooooo..it just wasnt gonna be that EZ, LoL

Hang in there Dr. J..it really does get better, the toilet isnt the last thing you will ever see in this life, :lmao:

Z.

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Boo ;P
Fri Sep 29, 2006, 4:49 PM

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