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Fri Feb 16, 2007, 7:49 PM
  • Mood: Shitty
  • Listening to: SHAGGY!
  • Reading: Terry Pratchett
  • Watching: Obediah Parker do Hey Ya!
  • Playing: Anything that doesn't make me barf
  • Eating: Nothing ever again, esp. peanut butter
  • Drinking: Beer and Pepto
I think I may die.....

Stupid Peter Pan Peanutbutter. I ate 3/4 of a jar of that crap that was tainted with Salmonella (serial number 2111). Just one sandwich for lunch at work everyday for 1.5 weeks. Couldn't understand why I felt like crap. At one point I was in the driveway in my robe and barefooted checking on my car after a freaky fever-dream about my car burning to the ground (at 2:30 am in the morning). According to the doctor I'll be fine in a week, but I think he's just saying that to make me feel better, and doesn't want to tell me the truth. :)

I have pics of the jar lid, prolly post them between trips to the bathroom. :)

It's been nice knowing you all.

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:iconnoodlegotskillz:
Oh whatevz, you aren't going to die. D:

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Don't make me bring all the boys to the yard. ]]:
:icondrjest:
Ha! Too late, I'm already dead.

OK, not really, but I really felt like crap for about a week there.

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*Gemmfyre666:iconGemmfyre666:
Boo ;P
Fri Sep 29, 2006, 4:49 PM

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